Hit where the sun Don't shine

Im not trying to be gross in anyway possible, so here it goes...

It was a B-e-a-utiful day for airsoft the sun was shining, It was 78 degrees (yeah i remember the day i always will...), and there was a slight breeze going through the field. This was during a team scrimmage and we where in a bunker in the air about 9 feet with stairs leading up to it it was an open field to the north, and a forest to the south, there is a window only pointing to the north.Also the entrance was a trap door in the floor. Me and my pal where on a team i had an JG AK-47 Ris and my friend had a FAMAS, the other team had a sniper rifle, and 2 m4's. My pal was wearing heavy pants and a heaviy sweat shirt, I on the other hand wore a t-shirt and basketball shorts being it was a scrimmage (one of my very first with the gun)and i didn't think much of it.

So we where in the fort and they started to approach. One of the kids with an M4 hid behind a tree, the other M4 behind a huge stone, no clue where the sniper was. They started to spray into the bunker bb's flew everywhere,we sprayed back and they took cover we did this for a while........Then it happend...

I hear a Cocking of a gun and i thought to myself Hey we both have Automatics, so i turn my head and it all went in slow motion....

I saw a long barrel pointing out of the trap door entrance pointing in my direction and all i had time to yell was " O GO..!!!!!" the sniper pulled the trigger.. It would of stinged for a while if it hit anywhere else but No the BB flew stright at my crotch and hit me, yeah u guessed it "right where the sun don't shine"

And I screamed, OH yes I screamed Like a little Girl meeting Hannah Montana i screamed.

The pain was so intense that i went to my knees and into the fetal position


It felt like some one took a Screw driver and Just stab right throu "it" i was down for a while All of my friends where laughing so hard from my screm that they forgot to see if i was ok, but eventually they did , and the pain started to ware-off , that day i learned Two things:

1) ALWAYS CHECK UNDER YOU

and

2) WEAR A CUP




-FlashX



lefty was never the same again......

T-Bagged!

Much more painful...it makes my eyes water just thinking about it

It is a bad thing that when you talked about screaming, I couldn't stop laughing?

That's what my friends did, it was a very high pitch girly scream i don't know why it came out like that but it did....

...of course

yeah you always want to wear a cup haha
that guy shouldn't have shot you if he had a sniper that close, isn't that illegal or something?

Did you know if you get castrated your voice goes up 2 octaves. 1 Octave on a piano is 8 keys so 2 would be 16. Yay for math!

Good to know next time i play ill do some voice warm-ups

Just wear heavy duty BDU's you should be fine

Haha I luaghed....That sniper shouldent have shot you if he was that close. Thats the rules we play by so it dosent end up with somebody crying and screaming like a girl.

Yeah we'll it's fun to play without the rules with your friends sometimes

Tank wrote:

Yeah we'll it's fun to play without the rules with your friends sometimes

Very true sometimes you just "randomly" come across the person that really pisses you off and then its "ooooooooohhhhhhhhh we were playing those rules?'

Exactly but then again it also goes the other way around

Yeah it was one of those games where the only rule was you get shot ur out, if do recall i remember one of the opposing team's players taking another person on their team as a meat shield....didnt stop us from shooting tho...

flashX wrote:

taking another person on their team as a meat shield

Brilliant idea! That is what short people are for!

dude i have no need for a cup when I play. A. our team enforces MED rules, and B. heavy rip-stop pants block just about any bb when they are baggy around the place the sun will never see.

flashX wrote:

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taking another person on their team as a meat shield

I've been a meatshield before, and it's not fun...hahaha
We were playing with medics and I was "injured", so I just sat on the ground (in the middle of a desolate no-man's land). One of the enemy players leaped out of no-where and got behind me, using me as a shield while unleashing plastic en masse....needless to say, my teamates didnt fire back. So I sat there, helpless, useless...until the guy using me as a shield decided to move...execution style hahah good times.

Back to the topic:
Wear a cup maybe if you're really worried. I've taken a few "bad shots" and I guess I just walk em off

Lol, lying down is a good way to avoid this. rolling over on your belly like some pwned sucka is another way...lol

you can do what everone said, or you can get this plate carrier

http://www.airsoftgi.com/product_info.php?products_id=2123

spl durkee wrote:

needless to say, my teamates didnt fire back

Teammate or note, I would not have hesitated in firing back.

Actually funny story. . .

We are out airsofting with a nice game of capture the flag, and my brother was running back with the enemy flag, except he looked just like another player (Both having the same mask) and I didn't know who he was.

Long story short we won the game. . . My brother made it back to our base with the flag right before he went the way of Stonewall Jackson ^_^

HAHA OUCH
was he okay?

Ya you have to remember that this was a mil-sim game, so death was something no one was looking forward to (hours of just waiting around at the basecamp until your were "revived"). If they had shot me, I would kill them with my bare hands, and they knew it hahah.

So this is kindof a tricky topic because most people wear some pretty thick BDU's...
What were you wearing?

Theres really no need for a cup in airsoft. Laying down is going to be uncomfortable and will probably cuase chafing which will get really annoying (trust me).

True that, not on my to do list