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PostSubject: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:56 pm

I found these and Laughed my a$$ off.....my dog even bit me to stop me from laughing....FYI...this is way funnier than someone craping their pants in front of you!

In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!
In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, mouse traps YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, weight gains YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, rocket launches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Tree chops YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, foo' pities YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on Mr. T
“In Zombie Russia, brain eats YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on Zombie
“In Doggie Russia, car chases YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on Dog
“In Soviet Russia fox fires YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on Firefox
“In Soviet Russia, Google searches YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on Google
“In Soviet Russia, clown punches YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on masturbation
“In Soviet Russia, battleship sinks YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on Battleships™
“In Communist Cuba, we eliminate hunger. In Soviet Russia, hunger eliminates YOU!!'”
~ Fidel Castro on politics
“In Soviet Russia, This Can't Touch YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on MC Hammer
“In Soviet Russia, dead horse flogs YOU!!!'”
~ Russian reversal on flogging a dead horse
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:59 pm

Quote :
“In Soviet Russia, dead horse flogs YOU!!!'”
~ Russian reversal on flogging a dead horse

LMAO WTF!?

My favorite are:
In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:01 pm

One of my faves is... In Soviet Russia, Rocket Launches YOU!
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:22 pm

Insane Mercc wrote:

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:26 pm

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still roundhouse kicks YOU!
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:57 pm

How about this one?

In Soviet Russia, shoe bangs YOU on table!

I just made that one, so if it sucks, ye.......
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:31 am

Its a good one Jarhead......In Soviet Russia, Bomb Defuse YOU!
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:46 pm

LMAO,

In Soviet Russia, Smoke Grenade Throws YOU!
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:54 pm

In Soviet Russia, scope zero YOU!
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:13 pm

In soviet russia, im king Wink
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:27 pm

NoNeed2Hate wrote:
In soviet russia, im king Wink

No your not Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:33 pm

In Soviet Russia, cocaine snorts YOU!
In Soviet Russia, whores pay YOU!
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:36 pm

In Soviet Russia, Camera Hate NN2H!
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:41 pm

Insane Mercc wrote:
In Soviet Russia, Camera Hate NN2H!

Now that would be just plain impossible. NN2H would have to go cry and cut himself in a corner. Laughing











I just upped the game. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:56 pm

OH GOSH....OH GOSH.....OH NO YOU DIDNT!!!
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:47 am







Looks like I just did again. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: In Soviet Russia, Thread Reads YOU!   Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:27 am

Got one: In soviet Russia def leopard pours som sugar on YOU!
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