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PostSubject: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:14 pm

Welcome.

Welcome, my friends. Welcome...to the Airsoft Allies database of hilarity.
In the section below, you have been given the opportunity to post some funny crap...be it a forum quote, HighDea, or other form of web-based literary hilarity.

Don't whine. There is no such thing as rank posting...because...well..."f***rank!".
Remember to stick to the forum rules. Or at least...try to.

Maybe if we a have a specified place to post such things, it will keep em out of the general forum Very Happy

I shall begin.

I hate it when im laying out on the couch and trying to cover up in a blanket and i can't figure out which side is the long side.


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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:17 pm

sometimes when im hungry and i finish talking on the phone i put the phone in the fridge
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:44 pm

once breckton, his cousin and I were working at a summer camp. our dorms were next to each other, so we were constantly going back and forth between rooms. well one time breckton and his cousin were getting ready to go somewhere in their dorm and this girl at the camp needed to talk to them. girls aren't allowed in the guy's dorms, but she figured she could just talk through the door, so she went and knocked. breckton, thinking it was me, yelled "don't come in, I'm butt naked!" his cousin quickly followed with a "yeah, me too! just kidding, you can come in." to which the girl replied nervously "actually, I'm not supposed to...."
that's a fail if I ever saw one! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:05 pm

Using "teabagging a bear trap" as a simile
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:07 am

Here are some chats I had with AA members on Facebook:

Durkee: I forgot, what do you play?
Me: Violin, Guitar, and Trombone.
Durkee: I play guitar.... hero.
-Spl. Durkee & alexkmmll (Random chat)

If you go to an extremely left wing video, and use that as facts, your stupid, no offense. That's like... Durkee low
-Snosnipe (Discussion about Glenn Beck)
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:28 am

alexkmmll wrote:
Here are some chats I had with AA members on Facebook:

Durkee: I forgot, what do you play?
Me: Violin, Guitar, and Trombone.
Durkee: I play guitar.... hero.
-Spl. Durkee & alexkmmll (Random chat)

If you go to an extremely left wing video, and use that as facts, your stupid, no offense. That's like... Durkee low
-Snosnipe (Discussion about Glenn Beck)

I confirm the first one as true.

And. Hey! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Love you Snosnipe Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:50 am

Quote :
your stupid
Trololololol...
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:34 pm

NCIS.

More specifically, when durkee took the shape of a cat to speak to us on how to take him down...

Anyone remember that one??

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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:24 pm

M14 double-taps wrote:
NCIS.

More specifically, when durkee took the shape of a cat to speak to us on how to take him down...

Anyone remember that one??
huh?! a cat? could you relate the story for me?
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:14 pm

M14 double-taps wrote:
NCIS.

More specifically, when durkee took the shape of a cat to speak to us on how to take him down...

Anyone remember that one??

O.O
I don't even remember this Very Happy

Don't do drugs, kids.


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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:13 pm

when I'm sad, I just stop being sad and start being awesome instead.
true story. Cool

-breckton's ipod, not breckton.


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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:03 am

A. sniper wrote:
when I'm sad, I just stop being sad and start being awesome instead.
true story. Cool
HEY! THAT'S MINE!
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:23 am

Making this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wneJTPLZoic&feature=email&email=comment_received
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:24 pm

Breckton wrote:
A. sniper wrote:
when I'm sad, I just stop being sad and start being awesome instead.
true story. Cool
HEY! THAT'S MINE!
I was gonna post that at first, but you took to long, so I took it. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:43 pm

A. sniper wrote:
Breckton wrote:
A. sniper wrote:
when I'm sad, I just stop being sad and start being awesome instead.
true story. Cool
HEY! THAT'S MINE!
I was gonna post that at first, but you took to long, so I took it. Laughing
You could at least quote me on it....
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:54 pm

Breckton wrote:
A. sniper wrote:
Breckton wrote:
A. sniper wrote:
when I'm sad, I just stop being sad and start being awesome instead.
true story. Cool

-breckton's ipod, not breckton.
HEY! THAT'S MINE!
I was gonna post that at first, but you took to long, so I took it. Laughing
You could at least quote me on it....
you didn't even write it! it came from your ipod! hence, I shall quote the ipod on it.
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:57 pm

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I shall quote the ipod on it.
How sweet of you... <_<
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:14 pm

i would have to agree with m14

the tranny ncis was by far the best laugh i ever had.
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:27 pm

"hey, I heard you were mexican or something"
"RAH! I am not mexican, I am spanish!" *claps hands twice* "OHLE!"
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:17 pm

HIGHDEA- Compareing the smell of Urine and Cheerios to Kettle Corn...

Remembering Tampon Kill Outrage...an instant classic
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:27 pm

When some rich kid asked me if he could use .12 grams in his Systema it was so sad it was funny No
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:48 pm

Minimalist77 wrote:
When some rich kid asked me if he could use .12 grams in his Systema it was so sad it was funny No
Welcome to the forums, Minimalist Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:03 pm

Spl. Durkee wrote:
M14 double-taps wrote:
NCIS.

More specifically, when durkee took the shape of a cat to speak to us on how to take him down...

Anyone remember that one??

O.O
I don't even remember this Very Happy

Don't do drugs, kids.
You made the video of the talking cat and used your voice to explain the NCIS situation

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BAM BAM BAM BAM....*silence*...."\"Watch your language\", Multi-Cam really does dissapear!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:24 pm

M14 double-taps wrote:
Spl. Durkee wrote:
M14 double-taps wrote:
NCIS.

More specifically, when durkee took the shape of a cat to speak to us on how to take him down...

Anyone remember that one??

O.O
I don't even remember this Very Happy

Don't do drugs, kids.
You made the video of the talking cat and used your voice to explain the NCIS situation
OOOOHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAA...those were the glory days...before I became the one causing the problems Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarity. It will ensue.    Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:56 pm

Pretty much!!!

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