*eloquently walks up to the podium, reaches into his inside pocket and places a small but stylish pair of reading glasses on his face. Clearing his through, AFU reads from some index cards*
Welcome young one, to the fascinating world of airsoft. I, am bored, as it is winter, and for me airsoft season is on hold. Ask any question, and receive your answer here at airsoft allies. But be warned, don't ask about the conspiracy where the girl scouts plan to control the minds of the human race through their mind controlling cookies. . . OMG I SAID TOO MUCH! (and AFU was never heard from again).
Ok, as you can see I really was bored lol. But hello, and welcome ^_^.