R.I.P. slob12

did slob die? he hasn't been on in 3 days! he hasn't replied to the military trivia post either, well, lets do what we did with admin!

Channel 12 news report


"Hundreds of people are gathered in a church with all different types of military camo on to morun the passing of slob 12. later today an airsoft event is proposed to ease the pain of the moruners. Lets talk to one now. (reporter grabs random person from inside the church) Sir, what is your name?"

Sniffleing "P51Dmustang"

(Reporter):"How did you know the deceased"

(p51):"Well i never met the man, but he was one of the few great Moderaters on the forum Airsoftallies.com. He knew more about airsoft than everyone i know, and was always there to help those in need."

(R): "what do you plan to do to mourn his passing"

(p51): " im gonna put a picture of the sniper from Saving Private Ryan on my sleave, and then shoot at as many people with my mp5 as possible. Atleast hes at the great Airsoft feild in the sky, where BB's are always perfect, guns never jam, and there is always another objective for him to single handidly complete."

(R): "Somethng semes to be happening in the Church, Oh my gosh hes rising from the dead, everyone inside has opened fire on the zombie Slob, but hes eating them all! hes eating all of them! Oh the Humanity! "

video ends withe a zombie slob 12 eating the camera man
The End
OR IS IT?

I think i had a little to much fun with that

WHY SLOB! OH WHY!

Slob was a man who many had heard of but few knew. He was gentle, kind and could take apart and put together a V2 gearbox in under 10 minutes. It is now, at his untimly death that we mourn him. He was always there for me, my crazy ideas, plans, and failed attempts. He always seemed to give good advice and sqeeze past the rules.
There was one time when he attempted to teach me V2 from V3 and I kept on thinking (V2 rocket) and v3 cannon. Now as I look back we must ask what he is doing now
He is up on the playing field in the sky with all of the new gear and always with great weather. He will always be with his ctr-02 which he built himself and his dog.... ok, no dog.
He will always win, always have 5 primary rifles on the field and have no FPS limit.
now Ncis has some workds I do believe.
We are gathered here today to pay homage to Slob12,
A quiet, disconcerting man, but a Man that had a Dream,
His dream was to make a Forum for all Airsoft enthusiasts, regardless of Experience level,
A Forum where, the Beginner could ask his questions without fear,
A Place where the Questions could be asked over and over, and no Evil Mod would jump on them, screaming USE THE SEARCH BUTTON !!!
slob12, wanted this Forum to be free of bickering and in-Fighting,
He wanted it to be an open,care free,fun environment for all,
His motto said it all,
No Hating, No Politics, Just AirSoft !!
slob12, realized his Dream, to the Joy of the Masses !
Now that he is absent we can all only hope that he is happy on the Great Playing Field in the sky,
Where his Batteries are always Charged,
Where there gives no Memory Effect,
Where the BB´s always fly Straight and True,
Where his magazines are always loaded, and never jam,
On the Great Playing Field, where a stripped Piston is unheard of,
A Gearbox Jam, is a Myth,
Cheaters are sent down below with no argument or discussion,
A Place where the Re-Spawn Point is filled with all the newest Airsoft Guns, just for him to Test and Try,

slob12, where ever you are, Know that your Dream has come true, Your Forum is growing, The environment is how you wanted it, it will CONTINUE !!!


In the tradition of all AirSoft Players, lets all raise a hand above the head, and give a resounding yell,


`` HIT, HIT, HIT, ´´

OMG mustang.i read what you wrote and started to laugh....but yeah hes been gone for a few days...i wonder what he is doing...

there was a similar thread for admin a while ago. calm down guys, its just 3 days. he'll be back soon, I'm sure.

WAHHHH HE'S GONE WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we gather here today to remember our great friend slob, he was a man who we had never seen, but felt as if we had seen him all along. he was our hero, our friend, and our moderator, so today, as we feel sorrow in our hearts, remember, slob is looking down on us, knowing that he would want us to do it this way. for he is now in a place that has no boundaries, no fps limits, no cheaters, or wusses, or whiners, no discontinuations, or pain, or suffering. for slob, even though is gone from our worldly view, is still with us, even right now.

( 16 *airsoft* gun salute)
( gunshots )
( taps )

hmmmm, interesting, but YES, WHERE ARE U OLD BUDDY?????????????

now, for slobs sake, we shall take a moment of silence........

SCREW THAT!

whos wants his guns?

[quote="ncis"]now, for slobs sake, we shall take a moment of silence........

SCREW THAT!

whos wants his guns?[/quotei call any 1911 and glocks, also any m16s and g36's of anytype, then WW grabs me cause he wants that m4 that just looks oh so perfect in his eyes and trys to take it from me, then drop kick him across the room as he lets out a howl, and i walk away into the sunset.

Some of you guys are really a couple of bubbles off Plumb !!!!

Thanks for the sympathies

Don´t even think about touching the guns, Dudes !!! They get buried with me !!!!!

If you had read the thread in Military Trivia, I said I would be away for the weekend, Game Time !!!! ( sad to say a complete waste, should have stayed here in the Forum, Way more interesting and Entertaining !!!!!

what happened at the op?

HE LIVES!

YOU SLOB!!!! YOU EDITED MY POST..I .....I......

OMG ZOMBIE SLOB!!!!

You all thought i was crazy, but i was right, he obviously is just some suber zombie that can use computers

AGH!

(ncis loads shotgun)
(gunshots)

HES STILL ALIVE! RUN!

(ncis trips and falls)

ncis wrote:

AGH!

(ncis loads shotgun)
(gunshots)

HES STILL ALIVE! RUN!

(ncis trips and falls)

and an epic record breaking faceplant by ncis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf8nNo2lAS0&NR=1

Haha nice one jarhead

(pulls out barret 50. cal)

(Gunshots)

I hit ncis!!

(slowly backs up and runs away)