Granny's Mad at Those Peckers Again

I can tell it's the Fall when my 74-yr old Mother in Law comes by, to borrow a sub-machinegun.

If I was a WoodPecker, I'd be shakin' in my WoodBoots.

She calls me on the phone "Darn pecker's r at the house again! I shot off one of the gutters with the .410. Rain's are comin' you got somethin to scare em off with, without making holes in the roof?"

"C'mon down I'll fix you up"
I gave her the two-year old Aftermath Broxa, a GIANT NIMH cell pack, a charger, and a few thousand rounds of easy-to-see-flying white .28gr ammo.

Must be working for her, because I'd HEAR about it if it wasn't...

HHAHHAHAHAHAHAH REALLY?

that's awesome

to bad my grandma does not do that

thats great man, its funny cause when i went to see my grandmother and grandfather at the beach i brought a cheap spring pistol with me and turns out she had problems with pigons eating the bird seed that was there for robins. i took care of them

"i said, if he didn't put his gun down, I was gonna' shoot him in teh toodlez" - crazy Grandma with a spetsnaz AK 74

Lonewolf, I'm pretty sure it was a crazy Grandma with a Mp40...

yea it was! but anyways back to topic
i think its epic that you did that haha

GRRRR! SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE!
haha! granny with a gun

(to the tune of elmo(hahhah)'s got a gun(whats the origional)
Grannys got a gun ect ect ect

Back in the saddle again....
Lots of work done, wifey healing from surgery (2 of them, bless her heart) and doing well. FINALLY got PayPal set up on my site, and Granma LOVES the Aftermath Broxa!
She went out plinking three times the first day, and shot 20-30 "peckers" (why do I get all jumpy when she says that?). On the second day only two disturbances occurred. I guess they've been tunneling into the roof. Not any more, she says they got the message. she was gleefully telling me about the squirrels she expects to want her (wal)nuts in the spring.
I've created a monster!

Go On Granny !!!

Wanna see what else I do for fun?


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your on airsoftcanada.com right? i saw this on there media thing

BTW i thought the title meant something else.......

look at my avatar thats my mindset

/pwnd

Its illegal to shoot at peckers in my state but the squirrels are FAT.

I just LOVE my Mother-In-Law! a spankin' new SPR just got here from airsplat, that I didn't order!

SWEET! Now since it's a GIFT, can I still chop it up into something outlandish?

Talk about timing, I've barely got the box open, and she 's got my phone ringing from half across the state. There's a catch- she DOES want the last M2 body that I didn't sell for $10,000 (funny, you'd a thought it'd go in a heartbeat) last month, and she wants it to do 500FPS.

"Watch your language" the internet, she's been READING!

Don't be surprised if you have to face down a wiry ol' broad (I mean that in the most POSITIVE sense, June!) who flat out refuses to call hits, and cackles incoherently if she's on the trigger (which is CONSTANTLY).


Wanna see a BUTTLOAD of GIGANTIC airsoft guns*?

http://www.air-sharp.com/m2.htm

*NONE of these are for sale, they are ALL in private hands now. I'm lazy, and if this looks like I want more work, tell me so I can take it down, Pronto. I just want everybody to see a LOT of my work in ONE place.

Yes, I made all those mega-gats, and I have the gnarled, tortured fingers to prove it!

Fun stuff, huh? I miss all my babys, I don't own ANY of the pic'd guns anymore.

I've sold/given away literally hundreds of pattern kits for these, there should be a few DIY versions showing up on the interwebs about now.

But they don't eat meat...go figure! Like Murderous rabbits, kinda...Rabbids?

wow that must have made my day killbucket! I'm still laughing

thanks!!

here's more custom guns, most of these are personal toys:
http://www.air-sharp.com/customguns.htm

@ Killbucket,

In your M2HB what Gearbox + Hop-Up do you reccomend ? ( 3+ Joule )

Power supply is not a problem, ( Vehicle Mounted. and they are going to stay that way ).

Any info will be a great help, Thanks.

M14 gearbox: Use a Marui if you're going power, use a clone if you go low-cost.
M249 gearbox: skip it. If you break it, they are not easy to come by replacements. You'll find them LISTED, but never in stock.

Thanks, I thought that is what you had on your pics, wanted to make sure and double check on improvements.