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PostSubject: The Chairsofter   The Chairsofter Icon_minitimeThu Oct 08, 2009 12:11 am

So I am writing this out of absolute/pure boredom.

The chairsofter is a extreme in airsoft that is becoming all to common. I myself am a notorious chairsofter. Some may ask, "What is this chairsofter you speak of?"

Chairsofter (cher-sa-pht-er) adj. n. *(also see chairsofting and chairsoft) : A chairsofter is the person whom will spend great amounts of their free time sitting. No not playing video games, MMORPG's, working, or hacking. But discussing airsoft. A chairsofter is a negative term when being used to describe somebody as a bookworm with no experience.
Cairsofting: See term "AirSoft Forum"

So could you relate to this infamous stereotype? Here are a few examples of things I have noticed about myself or other people.

A chairsofter knows how to disassemble a AR variant AirSoft replica, but does not own one to disassemble. Same goes for anyother gun, excluding the rare ones not seen in the E1 catalog.

A chairsofter has at least 5 airsoft forums bookmarked or starred, using one as a homepage is a extreme example.

A chairsofter spends more time creating a flash or photoshop image of a gun firing than their loadout.

A chairsofter has posted a minimum of aproximately 100 threads per airsoft gun. Obviously spending more time inside than on the field.

A chairsofter does not need to question for answers from experts, no. GOOGLE FOR ALL YOUR AIRSOFT PROBLEMS IN SECRET!!

How to cure the problem, If you can't play airsoft, find other interests/hobbies...buy a car Very Happy. I have begun the rehab...hopefully anyone reading this will.
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PostSubject: Re: The Chairsofter   The Chairsofter Icon_minitimeThu Oct 08, 2009 12:30 am

haha i guess i could be considered a slight chairsofter. i really do wish i could play more often though.
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PostSubject: Re: The Chairsofter   The Chairsofter Icon_minitimeThu Oct 08, 2009 8:58 am

THATS ME!
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PostSubject: Re: The Chairsofter   The Chairsofter Icon_minitimeThu Oct 08, 2009 9:27 am

me not so much
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PostSubject: Re: The Chairsofter   The Chairsofter Icon_minitimeThu Oct 08, 2009 4:03 pm

not me..... I go often
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PostSubject: Re: The Chairsofter   The Chairsofter Icon_minitimeThu Oct 08, 2009 5:22 pm

Yea I try to get out and play more but the problem is for me at least is finding the time to. At least I am able to get out and do other things.

Being jobless does have some freedoms. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The Chairsofter   The Chairsofter Icon_minitimeThu Oct 08, 2009 6:02 pm

just a quick venting plz..... A CHAIRSOFTER STOLE MY TEAM!
we are all the chairsofters once and a while.
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PostSubject: Re: The Chairsofter   The Chairsofter Icon_minitimeThu Oct 08, 2009 7:33 pm

My name is Spl. Durkee...and I am a chairsofter.
*Hi Spl. Durkee*
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PostSubject: Re: The Chairsofter   The Chairsofter Icon_minitimeThu Oct 08, 2009 8:43 pm

Thank you Spl. Durkee. Now everyone we have a very speacial guest today. He has been addicted to Chairsofting for 6 years. Give a big round of appluase for Insane Mercc!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA........................its sad I know... jocolor
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