For Great With Marrying Tips!

Having a tough day or eight? You want to watch your Stooges DVD's, but she's watching DUMB ghost-chasing shows?

Well, find some time apart, let things cool a bit now and then. Maybe send her off on some all-day excursion (how to do THIS feat is available only as full-size plans, place order below. Not really.), and sit down at the 'Ol Googlicle and find some tips on how to cope peacefully, and avoid "Legal Intervention".

For example, if your mate complains about not having clean dishes, rather than howl back at them, show them how well, you can REALLY clear a kitchen.


Put away your toys unless you think they'd be useful...


Because look, all these nasty, dirty glasses...tsk, tsk, -are you some kind of animal?


She said (over and over, and...) that it was always best to "stack the dishes first" for some reason.
This would be a good time to take the high road, and show some compliance.


Couldn't find the scrubby pad. Really, I looked..


It's a safe bet to say that there will be no "dishes everywhere" cracks* this evening.

*huh. huhuhuhuhuhuhuh!


Why Don't use the Lord's name in vain. created ShopVacs.


Wet-Dry Shopvacs.

Peace!

SWEET MOTHER OF CHESTY PULLER! THAT WAS GREAT, KILLBUCKET!
One thing though. You forgot your safety glasses.

Good day to shoot some paintballs.

I wounder what my manager thinks about that idea....