What if.....

WHAT IF THE EASTER BUNNY WAS REALLY A 45 YEAR OLD METH HEAD THAT IS TRYING TO KILL YOUR FAMILY!!

Ok...that was a little melodramatic way to get you guys to post your doctor noob guns.....WANNA PLAY!

Please post your 3 best home defense weapons and ill see whos got the best one. K?

EDIT: At jarhead's request http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/

link to site?

Alrighty....

Can't go wrong with a shotgun by the door.



Nice little guy to keep on top of the refrigerator.



Hehehe....

HAHAHHAA that 40MM would wake the neighbors for sure.

Hey guys, care to give me a link to that website? This whole thing went down when I was bye-bye

Here you go sir ye sir http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/

Here's mine, I go on there a LOT just for lols. I named them too (just random numbers plus fun acronyms!):

Enhanced Combat Rifle (ECR-22A):


Modular Special Operations Carbine (MSOC):


Oh, home defense! Not military grade! here's one I just made. "Watch your language" Kids Stay Off of My Lawn!:

MetallicAirsoft wrote:

Here you go sir ye sir http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/

Thank you, kind sir! (Tips hat)

Can somebody tell me where the G36 magwell is? I can't seem to find it

Jarhead999 76 65 wrote:

MetallicAirsoft wrote:

Here you go sir ye sir http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/

Thank you, kind sir! (Tips hat)

Can somebody tell me where the G36 magwell is? I can't seem to find it

I think it's in Receivers/Lower.

Oh please, none of those new fangled gizmos can beat somene running down the hall at the intruder with this:



With this stuck on on the tip (bottom):



With five of these little kill joys inside ready to cook off at a few pounds of trigger pressure:



That all amounts to a 7.62x54mm firing, 16.5 inch steel spike, totaling up to 5.5 feet of gun and pike and a guy just crazy enough to use it.

iliveforthis99 wrote:

Oh please, none of those new fangled gizmos can beat somene running down the hall at the intruder with this:



With this stuck on on the tip (bottom):



With five of these little kill joys inside ready to cook off at a few pounds of trigger pressure:



That all amounts to a 7.62x54mm firing, 16.5 inch steel spike, totaling up to 5.5 feet of gun and pike and a guy just crazy enough to use it.

True, I'd take one of those over a computer image any day. But 5 "ready to cook off?" Isn't it bolt-action, so you'd get one shot. CQB environment....might work well as long as the bullet doesn't just go through your attacker.

Assuming someone knows how to shoot that you only need one with a round like that lol. But yeah you'd have to make sure no one is behind the intruder that you don't intend to shoot as well since that round won't stop. Which is the only downside to it but i really can't think of many people persisting with a guy holding something like that with a spike on the end. You'd have to be flying high like a kite to not get the hint.

^^^ that with buckshot rounds.... Oh please, make my day.

Jarhead999 76 65 wrote:

^^^ that with buckshot rounds.... Oh please, make my day.

M79 I believe? More commonly known by COD fans as the "Thumper."

Yep!

It only takes one shot... if you're hit with that, the Coroner's gonna be pouring you into a body bag. That is the ultimate home defense weapon.

Sure....itll get the job done but im not sure you want Easter Bunny all over the walls.....considering that you even have any walls left.

Well, this whole thing is hypothetical, so...

In that case.......

Imagine one of these in a small hallway....OORAH

Picture isn't showing up... what is it? That way I tell whether or not you have lost your "Oohrah" priviliges.

Its a minigun and it showed up for me....i think your comp is screwy tonight.

Man, this thing is always stupid.

Do i get to keep my Oorah privelges?

Yes, for now.
Well, going along with Nikita Khrushchev's quote "If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, isn't that what a hound has teeth for? To bite when he feels like it?"

So, Mossberg 500.

Jarhead999 76 65 wrote:

Yes, for now.
Well, going along with Nikita Khrushchev's quote "If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, isn't that what a hound has teeth for? To bite when he feels like it?"

So, Mossberg 500.

Nice quote.

Why a Mossberg 500, I'd take a USAS-12 That would put some holes in your walls.

Nah, I don't need full auto. Simple Mossberg 500 works fine for me!