Darn Skeeters!

Today I am gettin eaten alive by mosquitos. I had a tick earlier, but I burned it off with a cigarette. Does anyone have any non-commercial ways to stop the itching? I've been itching for hours now. Please help me!!!!!!!!!

do you know what else a skeeter is? skeet skeet skeet >_< XD try a bath with Epsom salt

When I went to Alaska, the Mosquitos there were so big that they were carrying off birds, and I am talking about full grown eagles.

There is only one way to beat the mosquitos. . . 3+ days of repellent without a shower.

My dad and I never get bitten by mosquitoes, but they swarm my sister and my mom. I went to chinkoteuge (spelling?) VA, which is the breeding home for mosquitoes, and could count how many times I was bitten on one hand

COLD! ICE WORKS WELL..... not that well, but its helping me with it

AFU wrote:

When I went to Alaska, the Mosquitos there were so big that they were carrying off birds, and I am talking about full grown eagles.

There is only one way to beat the mosquitos. . . 3+ days of repellent without a shower.

Oh's No's not the eagles we need those for tonights dinner.

Umm I'm sorry I don't get but that often, but I know not to itch it. I know it's fun to pull out the nose stabber with tweezers.

Well, I got home and put some first aid cream on the bites, but now it just burns like Epic Hellfire. I think I made them worse... dammit...

Stop burning them with cigarettes. They generally don't like that.

SnoSnipe wrote:

Stop burning them with cigarettes. They generally don't like that.

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to burn them off. Ticks, leeches, other such parasites.

Omega Lambda wrote:

SnoSnipe wrote:

Stop burning them with cigarettes. They generally don't like that.

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to burn them off. Ticks, leeches, other such parasites.

'twas a joke. You NW folk (haha- I am not) don't know how to do it right. Redneck flamethrowers are how to do it!

NoNeed2Hate wrote:

do you know what else a skeeter is? skeet skeet skeet

its a word "Watch your language" twist around to look cool on forums

tips:
1. take a cold shower
2. relax
3. don't scratch

the ointment will sting or look worthless at first but if you leave it alone for a few minutes it will work

Victor Tango wrote:

NoNeed2Hate wrote:

do you know what else a skeeter is? skeet skeet skeet

its a word "Watch your language" twist around to look cool on forums

what is that supposed do mean? are implying im a "watch your language?" haha


my statement still remains. hot bath with epsom salt

I only burned the tick off, but the mosquito bites are what are pissing me off. I put some more first aid cream on and went to sleep, and this morning they're not as a big as they were. I'm buying some mosquito repellent.

Thanks for the help guys, I appreciate it.

The number one way to cure skeeter bites
1) don't get bit in the 1st place
2) Flamethrower....
3) Epson Salt cures all
4) Advil and a movie to distract you
5) Titty bar? maybe =)

Victor Tango wrote:

the ointment will sting or look worthless at first but if you leave it alone for a few minutes it will work

^^ Truth. It's what I do.