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+7SnoSnipe lonesniper24 white wolf Wertuk AFU NoNeed2Hate Jarhead999 76 65 11 posters |
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Jarhead999 76 65
General Grade 2
Posts : 4940
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Age : 92
Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
|  Subject: Darn Skeeters!  Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:24 am | |
| Today I am gettin eaten alive by mosquitos. I had a tick earlier, but I burned it off with a cigarette. Does anyone have any non-commercial ways to stop the itching? I've been itching for hours now. Please help me!!!!!!!!! | |
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NoNeed2Hate
General
Posts : 2005
Join date : 2009-05-21
| | Subject: Re: Darn Skeeters! Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:50 am | |
| do you know what else a skeeter is? skeet skeet skeet >_< XD try a bath with Epsom salt | |
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AFU
Moderator
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Join date : 2008-10-27
Age : 35
Location : Lake Arrowhead
| | Subject: Re: Darn Skeeters! Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:52 am | |
| When I went to Alaska, the Mosquitos there were so big that they were carrying off birds, and I am talking about full grown eagles.
There is only one way to beat the mosquitos. . . 3+ days of repellent without a shower. | |
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Wertuk
Captain
Posts : 431
Join date : 2010-05-15
Age : 28
| | Subject: Re: Darn Skeeters! Tue Jun 01, 2010 6:11 pm | |
| My dad and I never get bitten by mosquitoes, but they swarm my sister and my mom. I went to chinkoteuge (spelling?) VA, which is the breeding home for mosquitoes, and could count how many times I was bitten on one hand | |
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white wolf
General
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Join date : 2009-03-29
Location : here, not there, Earth
| | Subject: Re: Darn Skeeters! Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:08 pm | |
| COLD! ICE WORKS WELL..... not that well, but its helping me with it | |
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lonesniper24
Colonel
Posts : 1714
Join date : 2008-10-23
Age : 29
Location : Cheyenne, Wyoming
| | Subject: Re: Darn Skeeters! Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:47 pm | |
| - AFU wrote:
- When I went to Alaska, the Mosquitos there were so big that they were carrying off birds, and I am talking about full grown eagles.
There is only one way to beat the mosquitos. . . 3+ days of repellent without a shower. Oh's No's not the eagles we need those for tonights dinner. Umm I'm sorry I don't get but that often, but I know not to itch it. I know it's fun to pull out the nose stabber with tweezers. | |
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Jarhead999 76 65
General Grade 2
Posts : 4940
Join date : 2009-04-29
Age : 92
Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| | Subject: Re: Darn Skeeters! Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:29 pm | |
| Well, I got home and put some first aid cream on the bites, but now it just burns like Epic Hellfire. I think I made them worse... dammit... | |
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SnoSnipe
Colonel
Posts : 1961
Join date : 2010-01-01
Age : 30
Location : Washington, USA
| | Subject: Re: Darn Skeeters! Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:36 pm | |
| Stop burning them with cigarettes. They generally don't like that. | |
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Omega Lambda
Major
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Join date : 2009-06-15
Age : 32
Location : Seattle/Whidbey Island, WA
| | Subject: Re: Darn Skeeters! Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:38 pm | |
| - SnoSnipe wrote:
- Stop burning them with cigarettes. They generally don't like that.
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to burn them off. Ticks, leeches, other such parasites. | |
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SnoSnipe
Colonel
Posts : 1961
Join date : 2010-01-01
Age : 30
Location : Washington, USA
| | Subject: Re: Darn Skeeters! Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:42 pm | |
| - Omega Lambda wrote:
- SnoSnipe wrote:
- Stop burning them with cigarettes. They generally don't like that.
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to burn them off. Ticks, leeches, other such parasites. 'twas a joke. You NW folk (haha- I am not) don't know how to do it right. Redneck flamethrowers are how to do it!  | |
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Victor Tango
Private
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Join date : 2010-05-21
Age : 28
| | Subject: Re: Darn Skeeters! Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:57 am | |
| - NoNeed2Hate wrote:
- do you know what else a skeeter is? skeet skeet skeet
its a word "Watch your language" twist around to look cool on forums tips: 1. take a cold shower 2. relax 3. don't scratch the ointment will sting or look worthless at first but if you leave it alone for a few minutes it will work | |
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NoNeed2Hate
General
Posts : 2005
Join date : 2009-05-21
| | Subject: Re: Darn Skeeters! Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:20 am | |
| - Victor Tango wrote:
- NoNeed2Hate wrote:
- do you know what else a skeeter is? skeet skeet skeet
its a word "Watch your language" twist around to look cool on forums
what is that supposed do mean? are implying im a "watch your language?" haha my statement still remains. hot bath with epsom salt | |
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Jarhead999 76 65
General Grade 2
Posts : 4940
Join date : 2009-04-29
Age : 92
Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| | Subject: Re: Darn Skeeters! Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:36 pm | |
| I only burned the tick off, but the mosquito bites are what are pissing me off. I put some more first aid cream on and went to sleep, and this morning they're not as a big as they were. I'm buying some mosquito repellent.
Thanks for the help guys, I appreciate it. | |
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c0mr4d3
Sergeant
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Join date : 2010-04-29
Age : 29
Location : The inner depths of insanity
| | Subject: Re: Darn Skeeters! Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:55 pm | |
| The number one way to cure skeeter bites
1) don't get bit in the 1st place
2) Flamethrower....
3) Epson Salt cures all
4) Advil and a movie to distract you
5) Titty bar? maybe =) | |
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M14 double-taps
Moderator
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Join date : 2008-07-13
Age : 30
Location : St. Louis, MO
| | Subject: Re: Darn Skeeters! Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:53 am | |
| - Victor Tango wrote:
the ointment will sting or look worthless at first but if you leave it alone for a few minutes it will work ^^ Truth. It's what I do. | |
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