I laughed...for like 10 minutes.

0_o thats all i have to say...

hahaha I love the onion XD

http://www.theonion.com/video/ultrarealistic-modern-warfare-game-features-awaiti,14382/

LOL I rofl'd at this one: http://www.theonion.com/video/us-government-stages-fake-coup-to-wipe-out-nationa,14356/

Lol @ the CoD one.... welcome to the suck

Lol

"I just got past the mission where do the photo op for the Thanksgiving news stories but, now I'm stuck on the part where you have to settle a debate between two soldiers about whether they would have sex with Jessica Biel or Shakira..."

HAHAHA Attack of the Show showed the Twilight one yesterday...I also laughed for 10 mins!

holy s%%% they are dumb! lol i laughed me f###### head off when i watched that!! if that were me i would double the bombs they had! i HATE twilight.

Umm...Bboy, you know the onion is fake...right? It's a spoof, if you will. BTW, read the books...their actually not horrible. I read the first one as a present for my (now ex-)GF and it was actually really insightful...chicks dig guys that can talk about Twilight with them hahaha. Oh, watch ''the notebook'' too...gotta admit I teared up a bit at the end of that one Ladies like a hint of sensitivity before you take them to back to your hotel room and beat them with a belt until they call the police last night.

LOL.

Twilight seems like it was written by a 12 year old.





....maybe that's why 12 year olds like it so much

spl. durkee said: Umm...Bboy, you know the onion is fake...right? It's a spoof, if you will. BTW, read the books...their actually not horrible. I read the first one as a present for my (now ex-)GF and it was actually really insightful...chicks dig guys that can talk about Twilight with them hahaha. Oh, watch ''the notebook'' too...gotta admit I teared up a bit at the end of that one Very Happy Ladies like a hint of sensitivity before you take them to back to your hotel room and beat them with a belt until they call the police last night. Wink

aaaa, if you haven't noticed roughly 89% of girls/chicks over 16 hate twilight as much as i do.

Spl. Durkee wrote:

Umm...Bboy, you know the onion is fake...right? It's a spoof, if you will. BTW, read the books...their actually not horrible. I read the first one as a present for my (now ex-)GF and it was actually really insightful...chicks dig guys that can talk about Twilight with them hahaha. Oh, watch ''the notebook'' too...gotta admit I teared up a bit at the end of that one Ladies like a hint of sensitivity before you take them to back to your hotel room and beat them with a belt until they call the police last night.

I disrespect you now...

Unless the chicks you picked up by doing that were EXTREMELY good looking, i will now take your Man Card.

mgunner564 wrote:

Unless the chicks you picked up by doing that were EXTREMELY good looking, i will now take your Man Card.

Even then... eehhhhhhh..... yeah...

READING Twilight is the way to go....but watching the hacked up movies is just asinine...I literaly slap anyone of my friends or aquantinces that say they love the movies

I think the books are still pretty lame.

DrummerBoyz95 wrote:

I think the books are still pretty lame.

I suppose thats your opinion....

Aye, lad.

DrummerBoyz95 wrote:

Aye, lad.

don\'t't call me lad.

Jesus why is everyone acting all butthurt lately. Surely you aren\'t ALL hung over from 4th partying. You can't possibly hope to take anything said in The Lounge seriously, lads . I agree about the movie, I've never seen it nor do I have any intention to. Never said I liked the book or thought it was good literature, but its the price I pay to impress a girl If any of you recall the ''relationships'' discussion, that girl was with me for nearly 2 years...so it worked for something hahah. How bout we lock this up, I was just sharing a silly bit of internet...served its purpose in summoning a few chuckles. Before people start getting stupid, lets lock it up Seems we can't keep a thread open for more than a week nowadays.

HAHAHAHAHAHA I think you need to settle Durkee....