Airsoft Philosophy

I envision a thread to share our philosophies on airsoft. Sayings, mottos, analogies, proverbs, words of wisdom, etc.

I would compare airsoft, in parody of the Judeo-Christian deity, to an apple. The core of the apple is like the sport itself. Individual seeds come together to give the rest of the apple a purpose. The flesh of the apple is like chairsofting. It is larger than the other two parts because without all that nourishment, the apple would be ineffective. And the skin of the apple is like gear-whoring. It protects and contains the apple, and makes it look pretty.

I have a couple other ideas, but I'd like to see what others have come up with.

Airsoft is like paintball 'cept betta!
Cuz paintball sucks
and airsoft is the shiz
so \"Watch your language\" you paintball
and thank you airsoft.
That was beautiful :')

Omega Lambda wrote:

I envision a thread to share our philosophies on airsoft. Sayings, mottos, analogies, proverbs, words of wisdom, etc.

I would compare airsoft, in parody of the Judeo-Christian deity, to an apple. The core of the apple is like the sport itself. Individual seeds come together to give the rest of the apple a purpose. The flesh of the apple is like chairsofting. It is larger than the other two parts because without all that nourishment, the apple would be ineffective. And the skin of the apple is like gear-whoring. It protects and contains the apple, and makes it look pretty.

I have a couple other ideas, but I'd like to see what others have come up with.

*makes random PEW noises from his chair*

Airsoft is fun. No gay babies allowed.

@ DrummerBoyz95 Agreed!

AGREED!!

Omega Lambda wrote:

The flesh of the apple is like chairsofting. It is larger than the other two parts because without all that nourishment, the apple would be ineffective. And the skin of the apple is like gear-whoring. It protects and contains the apple, and makes it look pretty.

Haha I thought the skin and the flesh were the same thing??

I eat apples.

And we're all very proud of you.

Quote :

flesh:
1.
a. The soft tissue of the body of a vertebrate, covering the bones and consisting mainly of skeletal muscle and fat.
b. The surface or skin of the human body.
2. The meat of animals as distinguished from the edible tissue of fish or fowl.
3. Botany The pulpy, usually edible part of a fruit or vegetable.
4. Excess fatty tissue; plumpness.
5.
a. The body as opposed to the mind or soul.
b. The physical or carnal nature of humankind.
c. Sensual appetites.
6. Humankind in general; humanity.
7. One's family; kin.
8. Substance; reality: "The maritime strategy has an all but unstoppable institutional momentum behind it . . . that has given force and flesh to the theory" (Jack Beatty).

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/flesh

Some words of wisdom to keep the thread going:

Keep shooting until you're 102% positive they're down.
There is no such thing as overkill when it comes to protecting your eyes or teeth.
If at first you don't succeed, follow someone who knows what they're doing.

I was kind of hoping there would be more wise guys among us.

I R WIZE


buuuuttt....
Live for something rather than die for nothing