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PostSubject: chuck noris   chuck noris Icon_minitimeSat Oct 16, 2010 11:40 pm
I was bored and so I decided to make a thread for chuck noris jokes. anyone got any good ones?
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PostSubject: Re: chuck noris   chuck noris Icon_minitimeSun Oct 17, 2010 12:01 am
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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PostSubject: Re: chuck noris   chuck noris Icon_minitimeSun Oct 17, 2010 12:07 am
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: chuck noris   chuck noris Icon_minitimeSun Oct 17, 2010 11:10 am
violence is never the answer, violence is the question the answer is yes
-chuck norris
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PostSubject: Re: chuck noris   chuck noris Icon_minitimeSun Oct 17, 2010 2:48 pm
Chuck Norris is so strong that he has only been beaten once, by bruce lee. . . and look what happened to him!

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PostSubject: Re: chuck noris   chuck noris Icon_minitimeSun Oct 17, 2010 4:51 pm
when chuck norris was born the only person vrying was the doctor, never slap chuck norris
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