My Don't use the Lord's name in vain.... hehe,
"Whats your MPG?"
"No no, I think you mean GPS."
"GPS?"
"Yeah, at these speeds, we don't measure intake by Miles per Gallon, we measure by Gallons per Second."
"So.. Whats your GPS?"
"'Bout 4...3 on a good day."
"How fast are you driving!?!"
"Eh, 320mph" XD