Hilarity. It will ensue.

Welcome.

Welcome, my friends. Welcome...to the Airsoft Allies database of hilarity.
In the section below, you have been given the opportunity to post some funny crap...be it a forum quote, HighDea, or other form of web-based literary hilarity.

Don't whine. There is no such thing as rank posting...because...well..."f***rank!".
Remember to stick to the forum rules. Or at least...try to.

Maybe if we a have a specified place to post such things, it will keep em out of the general forum

I shall begin.

I hate it when im laying out on the couch and trying to cover up in a blanket and i can't figure out which side is the long side.

sometimes when im hungry and i finish talking on the phone i put the phone in the fridge

once breckton, his cousin and I were working at a summer camp. our dorms were next to each other, so we were constantly going back and forth between rooms. well one time breckton and his cousin were getting ready to go somewhere in their dorm and this girl at the camp needed to talk to them. girls aren't allowed in the guy's dorms, but she figured she could just talk through the door, so she went and knocked. breckton, thinking it was me, yelled "don't come in, I'm butt naked!" his cousin quickly followed with a "yeah, me too! just kidding, you can come in." to which the girl replied nervously "actually, I'm not supposed to...."
that's a fail if I ever saw one!

Using "teabagging a bear trap" as a simile

Here are some chats I had with AA members on Facebook:

Durkee: I forgot, what do you play?
Me: Violin, Guitar, and Trombone.
Durkee: I play guitar.... hero.
-Spl. Durkee & alexkmmll (Random chat)

If you go to an extremely left wing video, and use that as facts, your stupid, no offense. That's like... Durkee low
-Snosnipe (Discussion about Glenn Beck)

alexkmmll wrote:

Here are some chats I had with AA members on Facebook:

Durkee: I forgot, what do you play?
Me: Violin, Guitar, and Trombone.
Durkee: I play guitar.... hero.
-Spl. Durkee & alexkmmll (Random chat)

If you go to an extremely left wing video, and use that as facts, your stupid, no offense. That's like... Durkee low
-Snosnipe (Discussion about Glenn Beck)

I confirm the first one as true.

And. Hey! Love you Snosnipe

Quote :

your stupid

Trololololol...

NCIS.

More specifically, when durkee took the shape of a cat to speak to us on how to take him down...

Anyone remember that one??

M14 double-taps wrote:

NCIS.

More specifically, when durkee took the shape of a cat to speak to us on how to take him down...

Anyone remember that one??

huh?! a cat? could you relate the story for me?

M14 double-taps wrote:

NCIS.

More specifically, when durkee took the shape of a cat to speak to us on how to take him down...

Anyone remember that one??

O.O
I don't even remember this

Don't do drugs, kids.

when I'm sad, I just stop being sad and start being awesome instead.
true story.

-breckton's ipod, not breckton.

A. sniper wrote:

when I'm sad, I just stop being sad and start being awesome instead.
true story.

HEY! THAT'S MINE!

Making this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wneJTPLZoic&feature=email&email=comment_received

Breckton wrote:

A. sniper wrote:

when I'm sad, I just stop being sad and start being awesome instead.
true story.

HEY! THAT'S MINE!

I was gonna post that at first, but you took to long, so I took it.

A. sniper wrote:

Breckton wrote:

A. sniper wrote:

when I'm sad, I just stop being sad and start being awesome instead.
true story.

HEY! THAT'S MINE!

I was gonna post that at first, but you took to long, so I took it.

You could at least quote me on it....

Breckton wrote:

A. sniper wrote:

Breckton wrote:

A. sniper wrote:

when I'm sad, I just stop being sad and start being awesome instead.
true story.

-breckton's ipod, not breckton.

HEY! THAT'S MINE!

I was gonna post that at first, but you took to long, so I took it.

You could at least quote me on it....

you didn't even write it! it came from your ipod! hence, I shall quote the ipod on it.

A. sniper wrote:

I shall quote the ipod on it.

How sweet of you... <_<

i would have to agree with m14

the tranny ncis was by far the best laugh i ever had.

"hey, I heard you were mexican or something"
"RAH! I am not mexican, I am spanish!" *claps hands twice* "OHLE!"

HIGHDEA- Compareing the smell of Urine and Cheerios to Kettle Corn...

Remembering Tampon Kill Outrage...an instant classic

When some rich kid asked me if he could use .12 grams in his Systema it was so sad it was funny

Minimalist77 wrote:

When some rich kid asked me if he could use .12 grams in his Systema it was so sad it was funny

Welcome to the forums, Minimalist

Spl. Durkee wrote:

M14 double-taps wrote:

NCIS.

More specifically, when durkee took the shape of a cat to speak to us on how to take him down...

Anyone remember that one??

O.O
I don't even remember this

Don't do drugs, kids.

You made the video of the talking cat and used your voice to explain the NCIS situation

M14 double-taps wrote:

Spl. Durkee wrote:

M14 double-taps wrote:

NCIS.

More specifically, when durkee took the shape of a cat to speak to us on how to take him down...

Anyone remember that one??

O.O
I don't even remember this

Don't do drugs, kids.

You made the video of the talking cat and used your voice to explain the NCIS situation

OOOOHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAA...those were the glory days...before I became the one causing the problems

Pretty much!!!