* You own more guns than you have teeth in your head.
*Your dad passes away and leaves everything to his widow, but she can´t touch it till she turns 16.
+Your sister is the third generation of women in your
family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien
abduction.
*You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
*You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of
the Wal-Mart.
*You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
*You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner
are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
*You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
* You have a bumper sticker that says, "MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."
*You consider your license plate personalized because
your dad made it in prison.
*The third grade teacher says little Bubba could be a
mathematical genius because he's got thirteen fingers.
*You think the Mountain Men in "Deliverance" were just
"misunderstood".
*Your entire family has ever sat around waiting for a
call from the Governor to spare a loved one.
*Anyone in your family died right after saying, "Hey,
y'all watch this!".
*Your child's first words were "Attention K-Mart
shoppers!"
*You removed the back seat from your car so all yer
kids could fit in.