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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeMon Jul 27, 2009 6:28 am

i couldnt watch this without bursting out laughing




man, its pretty random
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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeMon Jul 27, 2009 2:10 pm

haha, nice ncis.



someone chain up the hippie!

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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeMon Jul 27, 2009 8:23 pm

Speaking of soup...



You've been Salad'd!!!
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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeMon Jul 27, 2009 10:32 pm

YES! i love college humor!
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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeMon Jul 27, 2009 11:38 pm

wow impressive
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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeMon Jul 27, 2009 11:52 pm

YES JARHEAD! YES! YOU HAVE FINALLY DONE IT! SXEPHIL HERE ON THE FORUM! *HIGH FIVE*
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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Jul 28, 2009 12:21 am

(long post, guys)

The Ultimate Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model)

Upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO)

Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake.

Air Force, O-6 and above: "Get that "Watch your language" snake off the fairway!"

Armor: Runs over snake. Never knows it,as well as where the tank and the snake is on the battlefield. Continues directly ahead wondering what all those new buttons in his turret do.

Army Aviation: Has GPS ten digit grid to snake. Stands off at a range greater than any other weapon system and destroys snake with precision fires at a cost equivilant of one Mercedes 350SEL. Returns to base for fighter management and a "cool one".

Army Shrink. Attempts to get snake to explain its sexual feelings about its mother.

Chaplain. Tries to get snake to attend services, mend its ways.

Combat Controllers: Guides snake elsewhere.

Combat Engineer: Studies snake. Prepares in depth analysis based on obscure 5 series FM about how to defeat snake using counter mobility assets. Complains that maneuver forces don't understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake operations. (Engineer School tries to hide the fact that M9 ACE proves ineffective against snakes).

Field Artillery: Kills snake with massive Time On Target barrage with three Forward Artillery Brigades in support. Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission is considered a success and all participants (i.e., cooks, mechanics and clerks) are awarded Silver Stars.

Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area.

Military Intelligence, G-2: Sanke? What snake? Only four of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as LOW.

Judge Advocate General (JAG): Snake declines to bite, citing professional courtesy.

Marines, ForceRecon: Follows snake, gets lost.

Marines, Infantry: Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs. Local civilians demand removal of all US forces from Area of Operations.

Mech Infantry: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes.

Military Intelligence, S-2: Reports to ground troops that snake is a non-combatant. Six Infantry wounded. MI states that if the ground forces would have read the nesting diagram provided in the 24 page enemy intel report, they would have known the snake was a possible threat.

Military Police, Criminal Investigation: Handcuffs snake's head to its tail, reads it its Miranda rights, then proceeds to beat snake to a pulp with night stick.

Missileers, Air Force: Lays in target coordinates to snake in 20 seconds, but can't receive authorization from National Command Authority to use nuclear weapons.

Military Police, Field: Snake safely infiltrates rear area of operations.

Navy SeaBees: Build snake elaborate rec room, complete with secret still.

Navy, SEAL: Expends all ammunition and several grenades, then calls for naval gunfire in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites the SEAL, and dies of salt water poisoning. Hollywood makes film in which SEALS kill Muslim extremist snakes.

Navy, Surface Action Group: Fires off 50 cruise missiles fro several ships, kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Appropriations Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of anti-snake force projection.

Ordnance: IDs snake as having improper scales. Deadline snake and order parts against snake. Parts come in 15 days later but the snake has been upgraded to FMC due to scrounging of parts through improper channels.

Para-Rescue: Lands on snake upon descending, thereby injuring it, then feverishly works to save the snake's life.

Pilot, A-10: Has Global Positioning Satellite coordinates to snake. Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicure.

Pilot, Air Force, B-52: Pulls ARCLIGHT mission on snake, kills snake and every other living thing within two miles of target.

Pilot, Air Force, F-15: Misidentifies snake as enemy Mil-24 Hind helicopter and engages with missiles. Crew chief paints snake kill on aircraft.

Pilot, Air Force, F-16: Finds snake, drops two CBU-87 cluster bombs, and misses snake target, but gets direct hit on Embassy 100 KM East of snake due to weather (Too Hot also Too Cold, Was Clear but too overcast, Too dry with Rain, Unlimited ceiling with low cloud cover etc.) Claims that purchasing multimillion dollar, high-tech snake-killing device will enable it in the future to kill all snakes and achieve a revolution in military affairs.

Pilot, Air Force, Fighter, Generic: Mis-identifies the snake as a HIND and engages it with missiles. Crew Chief paints snake on airplane.

Pilot, Air Force, Transport: Receives call for anti-snake equipment, and delivers two weeks after due date.

Pilot, Army, AH-64 Apache: Unable to locate snake, snakes don't show well on infrared. Infrared only operable in desert AO's without power lines or SAM's.

Pilot, Army, HH-53 Jolly Green Giant: Finds snake on fourth pass after snake builds bonfire, pops smoke, lays out flares to mark Landing Zone. Rotor wash blows snake into fire.

Quartermaster: Encounters snake, then loses contact. Can not identify who owns snake by hand receipts. Orders new snake through supply channels. Request is denied by higher authority; issuing the unit a snake will bring the manager to a zero balance; one snake must remain on hand at all times as per their boss' guidance.

Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it.

Signal, Enlisted: Tries to communicate with snake . . . fails despite repeated attempts. Complains that the snake did not have the correct fill or did not know how to work equipment a child could operate.

Signal, Officer: Informs the commander that he could easily communicate with the snake using just his voice. Commander insists that he NEEDS to videoconference with the snake, with real-time streaming positional and logistical data on the snake displayed on video screens to either side. Gives Signal Corps $5 Billion to make this happen. SigO abuses the 2 smart people in the corps to make it happen, while everybody else stands around, "Watch your language", and takes credit. In the end, GTE and several sub-contractors make a few billion dollars, the two smart people get out and go to work for them, and the commander gets what he asked for only in fiber-optic based simulations. The snake dies of old age.

SJA: Swear they saw something like that on the Discovery Channel . . . spend weeks arguing if it was a snake or not.

Special Forces: Makes contact with snake, ignores all State Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill other snakes. Files enormous travel settlement upon return.

Supply: (NOTICE: Your anti-snake equipment is on backorder.)

Transportation Corps: "Snake? What snake? We were sleeping in the truck."

War Correspondent. Decides snake is patriotic nationalist agrarian reformer being molested by imperialist U.S. forces, asks snake for directions to nearest bar. If bitten by snake, charges U.S. troops with neglect of duty to protect freedom of the press.
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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Jul 28, 2009 12:02 pm

well..... this is random and can be concidered almost pointless and dumb but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Z_V8dtgPw
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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Jul 28, 2009 1:03 pm

wow, whitewolf. just wow. haha, where the heck did you find that little jewel?
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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Jul 28, 2009 1:20 pm

?.....WDF! holy crap what was that, that was the most pointless video ever, that kid couldnt be over 9 years old and he has a southpark t-shirt, lol
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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Jul 28, 2009 2:11 pm

that...was very weird.

and now for something else weird:

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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Jul 28, 2009 3:05 pm

yay! i love this one, ive seen it about a hundred times! thumbs up for bizkit!
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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Jul 28, 2009 3:21 pm

wait u guys like it?Debbie vid is what I mean


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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Jul 28, 2009 4:12 pm

First watched this a few months ago. Still makes me giggle. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Jul 28, 2009 4:18 pm

haha, the russian prank. i want to do that someday.
yes, ww, i did enjoy it. it was quite funny indeed!
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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Jul 28, 2009 4:36 pm

I know the guys who made the Debbie series, I even got to use some of my ideas like the hillbilly mindless guy.
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haha, hillbilly mindless guy?
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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Jul 28, 2009 5:38 pm

YES! I love the office one, ive seen it millions of times, and ww, yeah, it was amusing....kinda
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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Jul 28, 2009 5:52 pm

FRED guy... and the office prank classic
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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Jul 28, 2009 6:01 pm

ah, heres something for you to laugh at ( in your pants )
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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Jul 28, 2009 6:15 pm

@ mindless,

I would have found that funny except, my Rottweiler used to do the same thing, then we found out that she had a brain tumor that was causing it, it eventualy ended up killing her.

on the lighter side,


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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Jul 28, 2009 6:31 pm

aw, sorry to hear that slob. i had a dog that was got hit by a pickup going seventy miles an hour. little dog + massive pickup = no more little dog.

haha, i love the part in the vid where he's packing the 'chute.

here's my next one.

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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeWed Jul 29, 2009 7:12 am

Here is something to print out and hang on your door, make Mom and Dad real happy about having Guns in the house,

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PostSubject: Re: somthing funny   somthing funny - Page 2 Icon_minitimeWed Jul 29, 2009 12:33 pm

wow slob got into this I guess the fourm wants funny...... wow

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