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SnoSnipe
Colonel
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|  Subject: Famous/funny last words  Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:40 am | |
| Everyone post famous/funny last words! Keep them as short as possible, and don't comment on this thread unless you have one (no commenting on other people's submissions unless you have a submission yourself)
I will start it off: "What duck?" | |
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AFU
Moderator
Posts : 423
Join date : 2008-10-27
Age : 35
Location : Lake Arrowhead
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:37 pm | |
| Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. | |
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Jarhead999 76 65
General Grade 2
Posts : 4940
Join date : 2009-04-29
Age : 92
Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:36 pm | |
| "What are you talking about? This gun is obviously not loaded. See, if it were loaded, could I do thi-" | |
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Zane
Major
Posts : 920
Join date : 2008-09-05
Age : 114
Location : In a place
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:55 pm | |
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Lone Wolf
General
Posts : 2551
Join date : 2008-07-03
Age : 33
Location : Marietta, GA
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:03 pm | |
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Jarhead999 76 65
General Grade 2
Posts : 4940
Join date : 2009-04-29
Age : 92
Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:07 pm | |
| Hahaha, good one, Zane. Here's a good one
"It’s stopped." -Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse | |
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Insane Mercc
Colonel
Posts : 1693
Join date : 2008-12-16
Age : 30
Location : Western Minnesota
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:43 pm | |
| "If I knew where it went we wouldnt be jumping into it."
"EVERYBODY READY FOR LEEROOOY JENKINS!" | |
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sniper_32
Colonel
Posts : 1529
Join date : 2009-01-18
Age : 31
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:49 pm | |
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Jarhead999 76 65
General Grade 2
Posts : 4940
Join date : 2009-04-29
Age : 92
Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:05 pm | |
| "We're safe here, I promise" | |
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Insane Mercc
Colonel
Posts : 1693
Join date : 2008-12-16
Age : 30
Location : Western Minnesota
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:08 pm | |
| "If hes not dead then hes really pissed off!"
"When I die, I want you to have my orange juice." | |
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JARHEAD
Colonel
Posts : 1400
Join date : 2009-03-09
Age : 29
Location : whereever you want sanders
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:22 pm | |
| "hey look up on that cliff, haha that rock will never fall . . . . crunch"
"i gaurentee you it wont break if you twist it, wanna see. . . . ."
"hey look, i can jump over the railroad tracks no swe-" | |
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Spl. Durkee
General Grade 2
Posts : 4652
Join date : 2009-03-28
Age : 67
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:23 pm | |
| It seems like this thread is just an excuse to post jiberish...  Half the stuff written doesnt even apply to "famous last words" haha.
Last edited by Spl. Durkee on Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:04 am; edited 2 times in total | |
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br55ftw
Captain
Posts : 433
Join date : 2009-04-04
Age : 30
Location : Clinton, NY
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:11 am | |
| "I think we got them all." | |
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DrummerBoyz95
General Grade 2
Posts : 3897
Join date : 2009-05-13
Age : 28
Location : Ventura County, CA
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:28 am | |
| "Was that a reflectio--" *bang*
(Sniper kill) | |
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AFU
Moderator
Posts : 423
Join date : 2008-10-27
Age : 35
Location : Lake Arrowhead
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:37 am | |
| Just a reminder not to post anything too offensive. I know what is offensive is considered different for everyone, but if you think a young child shouldn't hear it, then it's probably a good idea not to post it. Thank you.
~AFU | |
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sniper_32
Colonel
Posts : 1529
Join date : 2009-01-18
Age : 31
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:44 am | |
| "my smiley grenade pin don't like you" - ME | |
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Jarhead999 76 65
General Grade 2
Posts : 4940
Join date : 2009-04-29
Age : 92
Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:53 am | |
| "What the f**k was that clicking noise?" | |
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Creed769
Colonel
Posts : 1009
Join date : 2008-12-30
Age : 30
Location : Southern California
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:06 am | |
| I thought he was a turkey, I SWEAR! | |
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JARHEAD
Colonel
Posts : 1400
Join date : 2009-03-09
Age : 29
Location : whereever you want sanders
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:06 am | |
| - AFU wrote:
- Just a reminder not to post anything too offensive. I know what is offensive is considered different for everyone, but if you think a young child shouldn't hear it, then it's probably a good idea not to post it. Thank you.
~AFU sorry AFU  | |
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Jarhead999 76 65
General Grade 2
Posts : 4940
Join date : 2009-04-29
Age : 92
Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:11 am | |
| "Honey, I'm going hunting with Dick Cheney this weekend"  | |
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phredryxun92
Sergeant
Posts : 331
Join date : 2009-05-29
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:49 am | |
| Nice jarhead999.
Here is myn.
"Click" "Pull the pin and count to what?" | |
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Jarhead999 76 65
General Grade 2
Posts : 4940
Join date : 2009-04-29
Age : 92
Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:01 pm | |
| "So what? He's only the DI."
"What minefield?" | |
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Undertaker
Corporal
Posts : 135
Join date : 2009-12-02
Location : Maryland
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:04 pm | |
| "No dude i swear it will work this time!"
"I'm just gonna pin the throttle and hit the ramp" | |
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Jarhead999 76 65
General Grade 2
Posts : 4940
Join date : 2009-04-29
Age : 92
Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:09 pm | |
| The last words of my fellow rednecks: "Hold my beer and watch this!" | |
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Insane Mercc
Colonel
Posts : 1693
Join date : 2008-12-16
Age : 30
Location : Western Minnesota
| | Subject: Re: Famous/funny last words Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:23 pm | |
| "Drop the pin and throw the grenade" Throws pin and drops grenade! | |
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