PMS and Airsoft -- A Deadly Combination

Well, I went airsofting today and saw what a bad case of PMS and a gun can do. We were playing a game of King of the Hil, with 10 guys on my team and 25 on the other team. A guy on my team, Chris, moved up to capture the hill, but when he got there, found it was guarded by a single woman player. He fired two rounds at her from 20 feet. She then did the rational thing a called him a stupid motherf**ker and stabbed him with the barrel of her rented M4 so hard it broke the flashhider and left an apple-sized bruise. Chris then went off the field and told the field's owner, John. As soon as the game was over, the other team was kicked off the field (they were a group with a birthday party, and they all cheated by not calling their hits, ignoring minimum engagement distances, using feeder bottles as grenades, etc. etc.)

I have decided that airsoft is not for some people, hahaha

SHHH thats my secret weapon, it's nice having a girl friend thats open to those games. Its even more fun when shes going through her lady time of the month.

I took her to a 2 day op over the summer well that night things happened and she got POd that game she was given a saw and was told to shoot, sure enough people ran the other way and tried to hide didn't dare shoot her haha, i need to find the camera man who taped it.

Yeah, what surprised me the most though, is that every girl on their team cheated. You could empty an entire mag into them (that's what he said), and they would continue playing. It was insane.

LOL @ EMPTYING AN ENTIRE MAG!

But seriously, that sucks.

Yeah. I'm just glad I won't be seeing them anytime soon. They got a permanent ban. It was a little unfortunate though, because two of their players were US Army, and they actually played right.

i hate people like that, for women that do that, aim for the boobs, most sensitive place on the body, even with packed bras, anything over 400fps will make em drop, if that don't work. well JG BAR10 550 fps 20 feet away will make them want to die. Seems like a dick move but you have to do what it takes sometimes

Then that chick would have stabbed him in the nuts instead. He'd be gone.

John always tells us, if somebody doesn't call their hits, make them feel their hits. Thus, the crotch shot will reign supreme with men. I think that if you're going to act like a goddamn russian circus bear and stand there acting clueless to getting shot... you deserve a mag or two.

yeah she might after she gets done crying and seeing and feeling the welt forming on her breasts will make her wanna stop forever, as for getting stabbed in the nuts well teaches you to wear a nut cup

Ugh, I just remembered, that happened today to me.

This guy who had a friggin 19 pound BARRETT just stood up and started shooting blind shots so I fired off a quick burst of 5 or 6 rounds. At least 4 of them hit him and he said nothing. He put his gun down and moved his head around, trying to get a view of where I was. I shot him in semi-auto another 3 or 4 times...still nothing. I opened up, aiming for his facemask. Hit him in the lens like 5 times and he finally called the hit. I don't even know why that guy showed up, he couldn't do crap with that barrett.

Wearing a cup? I think not! That would probably hurt worse than without a cup

@Drummer
Yeah, I'm going to make giant stickers that say "Douchebag" in big blaze-orange letters and stick them to any one who doesn't call their hits

Ok...time to turn down the testosterone a bit guys haha.
Sounds like you're all just sharing erotic-saddist fantasies. Keep it in your heads

As for the behavior of the players...man thats why I stopped playing at SC Village.
There were too many one-timer douchebags (pardon my french) acting like paintballers (no offense to paintballers ).

As I always say: When in doubt, ban their arse!

Hey hey hey, I said nothing about the whole "boob shot" thing. That's just not right in my opinion

Yeah I don't like the idea either.. I couldn't do that to a girl even if she was cheating. I mean helll it's a game it's not designed to put you through intense pain. Any time that does happen, it should be an accident.

DrummerBoyz95 wrote:

it's not designed to put you through intense pain. Any time that does happen, it should be an accident.

You're obviously playing with all the wrong people then

Well I mean it's a general rule you don't aim for the face or nuts right off the bat. Unless you're a jerk

We shoot each other in the face all the time! Of course we play in full facemasks, but...