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white wolf General
Posts : 2481 Join date : 2009-03-29 Location : here, not there, Earth
| Subject: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Fri May 29, 2009 9:51 pm | |
| ok this is his (and my) idea everyone makes 1 sentence adding onto the story.....
jarhead tripped on a rock with a tornado grenade in his hand, it blew up. | |
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mgunner564 Colonel
Posts : 1303 Join date : 2009-02-03 Age : 113 Location : Maine
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Fri May 29, 2009 9:55 pm | |
| sending thousands of small 6mm plastic bb's tearing through his flesh turing his whole right side into a torn,bleeding mess.....
yea i know pretty graphic but i play alot of COD4 | |
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white wolf General
Posts : 2481 Join date : 2009-03-29 Location : here, not there, Earth
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Fri May 29, 2009 10:00 pm | |
| slowly the other players come over and beat him. | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Fri May 29, 2009 10:07 pm | |
| (i totally give my consent on this one, guys the whole point is to be a kind of 'sucks for you' sort of thing. just remember, it's all for fun!) i am shot in the head with a .45 ACP, but somehow survive.
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AssultPwner Captain
Posts : 409 Join date : 2009-05-05 Age : 37
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Fri May 29, 2009 10:08 pm | |
| ok.. this one is pretty random but, then he gets up and goes to a bathroom, since the bbs riped threw parts of his intestines. so anyway, he gets to the stall, and since bbs ripped threw parts of his nerves, he begins to loose control of his bowels. and then some guy come in with a sented candle cuase it smells sooo bad, and puts it in there. Well... then the methane building up in his toilet bowl leaks out a bit... and BANG!!! he is killed instantly in the blast but his body still shoots threw the ceiling and climbs to an altatude where a small comercial airliner is flying, gets sucked into the turbine and cuases the whole plane to malfunction. as the plane spirals out of control it hits a gasoline tanker in a street, any everything within three blocks is destroyed.... | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Fri May 29, 2009 10:17 pm | |
| i said not embarassing, Assult! good one, though. okay, here's one. i step on a madbull landmine, and a pellet, flying 700 fps for some ungodly reason, hits me in the you-know-where and causes my voice to squeek. while my teammates are busy laughing, an OPFOR sniper shoots me in the face with an L96. i then fall back, onto the trip wire for a claymore that shoots all 5000 pellets in my face. my team's SAW gunner stabs with a bayonet (yes, he put a bayonet on a frickin' machine gun) and i slowly start bleeding out. | |
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white wolf General
Posts : 2481 Join date : 2009-03-29 Location : here, not there, Earth
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Fri May 29, 2009 10:39 pm | |
| ok and then the officals come and firing squad you | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Fri May 29, 2009 10:45 pm | |
| i am smacked upside the head with a sledgehammer. (i think we should all check in for PsychEvals) | |
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TheOneNamedMike Colonel
Posts : 1116 Join date : 2009-03-26 Age : 28 Location : Corona
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 12:42 am | |
| i bring a crew of 10 people with shovels, and while you bleed out, we beat you a couple of times, then burry you alive, we say a few words, and mumble the guy who paid us to kill you. | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 12:43 am | |
| and i slowly reanimate and get smacked in the head with a 9-iron | |
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TheOneNamedMike Colonel
Posts : 1116 Join date : 2009-03-26 Age : 28 Location : Corona
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 12:51 am | |
| The End. Lets start another story shall we? | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 1:07 am | |
| not how the game works, mike | |
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white wolf General
Posts : 2481 Join date : 2009-03-29 Location : here, not there, Earth
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 8:34 am | |
| it just continues forever.....
and then you get up and slowly smack a Team leader and his team hits you with an oak tree(WHAT????) | |
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BullettheBlueSkky Sergeant
Posts : 231 Join date : 2009-05-06 Age : 29 Location : Alabama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 12:28 pm | |
| and your torso flies off but your legs are still there, and they start running after one of the officails, but then Chuck Norris comes out of nowhere and sends your legs into orbit by one of his roundhouse kicks. | |
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white wolf General
Posts : 2481 Join date : 2009-03-29 Location : here, not there, Earth
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 12:32 pm | |
| and the body somhow grows new legs and runs to the rest room takes 4 min and walks out with a new head........ the legs reenter the atmosphere and burn up | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 12:36 pm | |
| my new body flies to iraq, where i order a beer, and, seeing as muslim culture does not allow alcohol, i am beat to death with a bible. israel declares war and saves my body, but sends me to Wall Street to work for them. | |
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white wolf General
Posts : 2481 Join date : 2009-03-29 Location : here, not there, Earth
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 12:55 pm | |
| then the stockholders beat you with suitcases | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 12:58 pm | |
| and then i am hunted down by atheists and beat with a bible, again. | |
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white wolf General
Posts : 2481 Join date : 2009-03-29 Location : here, not there, Earth
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 1:04 pm | |
| and impailed on a spike, then you go back to your spawn point | |
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BullettheBlueSkky Sergeant
Posts : 231 Join date : 2009-05-06 Age : 29 Location : Alabama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 1:06 pm | |
| then an entire army of japenese people come and attack you with sticks. | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 1:07 pm | |
| and i am lit on fire, then put out, then lit on fire again. | |
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AssultPwner Captain
Posts : 409 Join date : 2009-05-05 Age : 37
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 1:07 pm | |
| then spencer from sham-wow comes up and rings out his soapy sham-wow in his eyes. | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 1:11 pm | |
| my eyes slowly burn, and i am thrown over a the Great Wall of China by 5 large canadian people | |
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white wolf General
Posts : 2481 Join date : 2009-03-29 Location : here, not there, Earth
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 1:25 pm | |
| and a native American spears you | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 1:26 pm | |
| and i fall into a stream where i am beat severely by a salmon with a 'tude. | |
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