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BullettheBlueSkky Sergeant
Posts : 231 Join date : 2009-05-06 Age : 29 Location : Alabama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 2:10 pm | |
| then a sperm whale is called into existence 30,000 ft above you and falls right on top of you (yes, that is from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) | |
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TheOneNamedMike Colonel
Posts : 1116 Join date : 2009-03-26 Age : 28 Location : Corona
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 2:11 pm | |
| the sperm whale gets killed to death by native americans, making blood in the stream. Pirrannahs soon come! But they avoid the whale, and start munching you to pieces! | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 5:27 pm | |
| i fend off the pirannhas with a frag grenade. i do not detonate the grenade, i beat them with it. in the process, the pin falls off and the pan flips away. the grenade detonates, blowing my right leg off. | |
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ncis Major
Posts : 774 Join date : 2009-05-20 Location : CLASSIFIED
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 5:39 pm | |
| then(like bruce willis), you suck it up and out of nowhere grab an mp5 and shoot a terrorist who(with his finger still on the trigger) mows you down as he gets blown back. then as your lying there vulnerable and helpless, because you ran out of bullets, hannah motanna comes out and sings you her new song, causing your head to explode. | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 5:42 pm | |
| my head would not explode. no, it would be like sticking your face in a microwave. i would die from radiation poisoning. | |
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ncis Major
Posts : 774 Join date : 2009-05-20 Location : CLASSIFIED
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 5:44 pm | |
| then it melts off like the guys from [i]Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 5:45 pm | |
| mmm, chili. sorry, were we talking about something? | |
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sambam2011 Sergeant
Posts : 291 Join date : 2008-10-27 Age : 31 Location : Northern Michigan
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 11:01 pm | |
| then all of the sudden a crazy squirl eats your limp, bloody, faceless body, then the squirl goes crazy with a mini m60 and kills Paris Hilton | |
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mas Corporal
Posts : 146 Join date : 2009-04-09 Age : 27 Location : wisconsin
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sat May 30, 2009 11:26 pm | |
| then a jew (sorry about my racism) come beating you with the only money in israel, a penny.(again sorry for my racism.) | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sun May 31, 2009 12:08 am | |
| a muslim penny declares a Jihad on the jewish penny and i am stuck in the crossfire. | |
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sambam2011 Sergeant
Posts : 291 Join date : 2008-10-27 Age : 31 Location : Northern Michigan
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sun May 31, 2009 12:25 am | |
| An Asian without any knowledge of what just when down finds a taco on the ground that has a bomb inside, he eats it and joins you in the crossfire, were he gets shot and you both blow up
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sun May 31, 2009 12:30 am | |
| (psst, the term 'chinaman' can be derogitory! quick, change it, before anybody notices!) | |
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djstasevich Major
Posts : 683 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 31 Location : Northern Michigan
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sun May 31, 2009 9:05 am | |
| While you and the china man are on the ground the hottest chick you have ever seen comes to revive you, while your lips are locked, you soon find out she was a distant relative..... | |
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ncis Major
Posts : 774 Join date : 2009-05-20 Location : CLASSIFIED
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sun May 31, 2009 10:37 am | |
| pst, you wouldnt care! then you get arrested and thrown in prison and your cellmate thinks your sexy! | |
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mas Corporal
Posts : 146 Join date : 2009-04-09 Age : 27 Location : wisconsin
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sun May 31, 2009 11:15 am | |
| then the 30 years that you are in prison go by, and you go back to the neverending... you know what lets just say he got hit by a car when he got out. | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sun May 31, 2009 5:41 pm | |
| and after i was hit by a car, i am sent to jail, again, where i promptly drop the soap/ | |
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mas Corporal
Posts : 146 Join date : 2009-04-09 Age : 27 Location : wisconsin
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sun May 31, 2009 8:42 pm | |
| and then the people laugh at you because its the same prison and youve always dropped the soap before. | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sun May 31, 2009 8:49 pm | |
| so i then buy soap on a rope from a corrupt prison guard named Sal.
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white wolf General
Posts : 2481 Join date : 2009-03-29 Location : here, not there, Earth
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sun May 31, 2009 10:13 pm | |
| and then they all sing louie louie with a fat canadian lumberjack......with a sumbraro | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sun May 31, 2009 10:15 pm | |
| the canadian lumberjack's name is Jeff. suddenly, Jeff realizes he knows me from that one club in Baghdad, so he beats me senseless with a bottle of syrup while yelling "IT'S KELLOGS!" | |
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ncis Major
Posts : 774 Join date : 2009-05-20 Location : CLASSIFIED
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sun May 31, 2009 11:46 pm | |
| then one night you bust out with a perv in return for a little ''favor'', you get AIDS and die, but turn into a zombie then they find a cure and you are cured but are then are cursed by looking ugly,not that you don't already(just kidding ), in which you avoid people for the rest of your life.
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Sun May 31, 2009 11:53 pm | |
| i venture out of my Recluse-Lair and get stabbed by a goat with a 'tude
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TheOneNamedMike Colonel
Posts : 1116 Join date : 2009-03-26 Age : 28 Location : Corona
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:26 am | |
| the goat then starts drinking your blood, and his eyes turn red. | |
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white wolf General
Posts : 2481 Join date : 2009-03-29 Location : here, not there, Earth
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:30 pm | |
| and you come back to life as its slave and get mortally wounded by a SWAT team only to come back to life | |
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Jarhead999 76 65 General Grade 2
Posts : 4940 Join date : 2009-04-29 Age : 92 Location : Rio Rancho/NW Albuquerque, New Mexico, Socialist States of Obama
| Subject: Re: from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:53 pm | |
| i am severely beaten with high heels by a hemaphrodite named Pat. | |
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