Funny News Stories

okay, guys. let's try to top each other with funny/interesting news stories. here's my first one.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE56E3XV20090715?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69

ok.....if you guys want some funny news just go watch sxephil on youtube, he has a ton of funny news stories, so go do it you raghead! also check out his other channels for funny news and stuff too!

ncis wrote:

so go do it you raghead!

i feel insulted. i am texan, not a raghead!

haha, elementfrvr's is so retarded, but it made me laugh.

that wasn't real, was it? no...probally not

ha, that was funny

no way, man. it was a joke video.

thought so

oh, good Don't use the Lord's name in vain..
http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-07-20/Transformers_fan_drank_gasoline_to_gain_energy_.html

...awkward...

haha, i think it's crazy. why in the name of Don't use the Lord's name in vain. would you voluntarily drink a chemical that burns skin on contact and fuels your car? this kid must have been playing in fallout or something.

i like this one.

hahaha
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/china_celebrates_its_status_as?utm_source=most_pop_dugg

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_american_schools_trail

man, the onion is so liberal, but funny as "Watch your language".

Yeah, but its fake. This is the funniest one though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxJLUZWPEb8

haha, i liked the big eye on the washington monument.

yeah i know. the onion kicks ass