The Love/Relationship problem Thread.

We needed one......this is for all the Love/Relationship problems we have in teh forums....









We needed it...

Ok heres a biggy, my first white girl date is happening next friday. All I have lined up is a movie, what else do crackers like to do? I'm seriously stumped...

I don't even know what movie I should get.... She hates horror flicks, so I'm thinking comedy. but normally I just watch "friday" but she doesn't like it..... Any idea's?

sticks

Idea #1, don't call her cracker. . . that's a relationship ender right there.

Have I got a goooood one for you guys it all started about 4 months ago
Ok so me and this kid where getting to be real good friends but his ex-ex-girl friend said she liked me so we went out and he said it was alright with him then all the sudden he started being a complete ass to me we got in a couple fights and i almost lost all of my friends over the "Watch your language" and in the end she dumped me and went out with him because i called her a ho later i found out she had dated almost every friken man in the county and that she was cheating on me ( how was i supposed to know i was the new kid)

AFU wrote:

Idea #1, don't call her cracker. . . that's a relationship ender right there.

Too late.... She didn't seem to mind though... I think....

sticks

We gather today to say goodbye to our dear departed friend, sticks.13

He was a good man, a caring man, but not an overly bright man. This is evident by the time he called a white girl cracker. ^_^ Ok just kidding.

But seriously, "Watch your language" hath no fury like a women scorned.

sticks.13 wrote:

Ok heres a biggy, my first white girl date is happening next friday. All I have lined up is a movie, what else do crackers like to do? I'm seriously stumped...

I don't even know what movie I should get.... She hates horror flicks, so I'm thinking comedy. but normally I just watch "friday" but she doesn't like it..... Any idea's?

sticks

Wait...stick....are you African American? and your first white girl....? WTF man...!

c0mr4d3, Bro's before hoe's......
As i once said to an ex after i found out she was cheating: ''Life ain't a garden so quit being a hoe.''

And don't call her a cracker...if someone did that to me i would go Ripshi*

Yeah lol Im living by the credo now
Oh yeah and white girls aren't a animal their all different m8 just get to know the girl or ask her friends. Use the chick network lawl.

Also...if you are black..your Irish?!? contradiction!!! (think star burst commercial)

...Well..theres about a 99.9999% chance shes into those creepy assed glittery vampires (twilight?) So have fun.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA man is that "Watch your language" true. All white girls like those sparkly momo's

Twilight in a nutshell: douches who sparkle in the sun and like to climb trees.


Zane: i lawled at the Black/Irish thing...

Have a date Saturday night....i need ideas...no movies or dinner.....

Am i the only one who hasn't kissed a girl (YET!) on here....not too sad for someone who is 13...right??!!

I haven't kissed a girl either mate well one on the check but not a real hardcore kiss.

''Real hardcore kiss''....im sorry but my uncles pint shop fumes must be leaking into my room becuase, that, good sir was goddam funny or no reason!!!!!!

No offense.....

Who knows....ill probably get lucky this weekend...i mean getting a kiss...not ''some''

Lol...this is another one of those "threads of ackwardness".

Nothing lately since I have taken up bachelorhood. I need to get back to focusing on school. No more parties on weeknights, no more single-purpose relationships, no more rolling. Hopefully I can get back on track and focus on what lies ahead. don't DO DRUGS, KIDS!

(Lets see how long that works)

I give you 3 days.....wait...are we talking about your drug problems (J/K!) or you needing to get focased on school?



My girlfriend just threw a fit becuase i for got to put one of these (<3) at the end of a text.....im so glad she doesn't spend money like a drunken sailor....

WAIT actually i kissed a girl on the bus in fifth grade i forgot about that.

Lol you guys make me lol. No I'm not black, I'm Irish/Scicilian. I just go to/went to mostly black/not white schools and lived in mostly mixed neighborhoods until my current house.

^the above makes me for the most part, not as attracted to white girls.... Until her...

I'm going to rent the Aristicats, one of her fav movies. Found this out through the bro channel. And before anyone asks, no I'm not taking sloppy seconds. The anonymous bro was friend zoned... Kinda feel bad but whatev.

I still need you guys' help though! What should I do after the movie?

sticks

Suprisingly enough chicks love shooting..even if theyve never shot before. So if you have a gun range nearby thats a great option.

Ive also heard planateruims are +1

(Just know that after a while their going to shoot 100 time better then you)

Zane wrote:

Suprisingly enough chicks love shooting..even if theyve never shot before. So if you have a gun range nearby thats a great option.

Ive also heard planateruims are +1

(Just know that after a while their going to shoot 100 time better then you)

Might not want to break up with her after that date (might get a little angry).........
We don't want to lose a fourm member.

sticks.13 wrote:

Lol you guys make me lol. No I'm not black, I'm Irish/Scicilian. I just go to/went to mostly black/not white schools and lived in mostly mixed neighborhoods until my current house.

^the above makes me for the most part, not as attracted to white girls.... Until her...

I'm going to rent the Aristicats, one of her fav movies. Found this out through the bro channel. And before anyone asks, no I'm not taking sloppy seconds. The anonymous bro was friend zoned... Kinda feel bad but whatev.

I still need you guys' help though! What should I do after the movie?

sticks

it may be one of those movies that you guys get bored in the middle of and...well....snowball effect....use your imagination

(sorry for the cuss word...)

AFU wrote:

Idea #1, don't call her cracker

He's right, call her "honkey".

I Lol'ed at the shirt..but in seriousness any chick that puts out on first date =no (I r fraid of squids)

I'm with Zane on this one, around my area we call them "sluts".

Zane I would take her shooting, but that lack of ammo and license makes that impossible. That's a really good idea though.

I think I might show her how to cook a family recipe, maybe good idea?

sticks

Food is good...try to stay away from pastas and such..anything that makes you want to go sleep afterwards....kinda spoils the mood of the date.

On a first date you should cook for her...later it could be fun to cook together...but on first date you want to make a good impression so go ahead ad cook your best.

Ummmmm make sweeet sweeeet love down bye the fire?