from jarhead "name it 'Jarhead999 76 65 Should Die" stories

The Hemaphrodite named pat starts eating you

Pat has a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril.

then spetsnaz come and blow up the area only for you to be standing on the only non-blowupy area and you whip out the AEG

then you find some more people, but in the process you have to go all the way across any mountain range ever.

AssultPwner wrote:

then spencer from sham-wow comes up and rings out his soapy sham-wow in his eyes.

His names Vince buddy, get it right!! he beat up a hooker by the way, and is sorta in jail

after climbing some aliens come and take you to thier ship

and they give u a diagnosis that makes u almost invincible, and the only way to hurt u is to stab u in the right buttock!

Um...WTF is this topic? o.O

Topic lock request.

Doesn't matter, it's from May.

Mods, please lock this outdated and useless thread.

lock request forwarded

I think this is a bonafide topic and shouldn't be locked.

amen and exactly

Whatever, it's up to the mods.