What's the worst injury you've ever gotten being stupid?

This doesn't have to be an airsoft injury, so have fun. The worst injury I've ever gotten for being stupid would probably be when i was 3 and wearing sandals at putt-putt. i went off to the little boys room, which, for reasons unknown, had a large metal door, like the ones found in fallout bunkers. i then pulled the door over my exposed large toe, tearing off the toenail and fracturing my big toe. i was sent to the hospital, where i had to get stitches, x-rays, a fun little iodine-footbath, the whole nine yards. and, lucky me, i got a temp who was taking the x-rays, and for some reason, they had to put some heavy weight on your foot. guess what happened when they put that weight on my foot? the temp dropped it on my leg. i learned three lessons that night. 1. never wear mandals. 2. never go to putt-putt. 3. despise the temps.

I was in highlands North Carolina it was spring break and the house we were staying in
was at like the top of the mountain. So we brought our ripsticks along for the "vacation".
So after riding them around for a bit we get a great idea! We walked down the mountain a bit to make sure it was safe but we stopped short on the search because i said it would be fine.
So then we walk all the way up to the top of the mountain (in case you are wondering there is a road) and when we got there we got on our ripstick and rode. It was really fun and we were having a blast then came a deep slope and i figured the flat ground would slow us down enough-it didnt-so we went over the flat ground that was supposed to slow us down. Now if we had made it to the bottom we would have been greeted by a soft land into a pile of leaves but thats not what happened. Instead we got up to about 30 mph no joke and over the flat was another slope and on that slope was a convineintly placed speed bump(slowed us down). my freind was in the lead so i saw him go first it was almost funny watching him fly off the board straight on to this face slide like that for a bit then flip over. Then it happend to me everything went in slow motion like a deer in the head lights BAM i hit the ground face first slid for a bit. I was yelling so hard im suprised an ambulance did not come for me. It left my eye swolen shut with puss coming out bleeding all over the place. I also put my hands through my hair and a whole chunk of it had been pulled out that was a fun day... Oh and i need to get me some mandals jarhead.

I hit my mountain bikes front brakes going down a gravel slope and filpped slicing open my head and then round into traffic( i got off a rode away) I've sliced open my leg climbing barb/razor wire once and the scar goes from my ankle to my knee. I was sharpenit a fillet knife and sliced open my palm. stepped on a screw once, fell out of a tree about 10 ft onto a chainlink fence (that was just a plain ole' accident) ummmmm i think i'll stop for now

Jackofalltrades wrote:

I hit my mountain bikes front brakes going down a gravel slope and filpped slicing open my head and then round into traffic( i got off a rode away) I've sliced open my leg climbing barb/razor wire once and the scar goes from my ankle to my knee. I was sharpenit a fillet knife and sliced open my palm. stepped on a screw once, fell out of a tree about 10 ft onto a chainlink fence (that was just a plain ole' accident) ummmmm i think i'll stop for now

Nice. EPIC FAIL.

Ive never really had anything bad happen to me injury wise. My worst would probably when I was little I was sleding down a steep hill and while I was going down I stuck my leg out. I really don't know how this happened but when I stuck my leg out it cracked.As it turns out I fractured my leg and was in a cast for 3 weeks.

THANKS Durkee

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Nice. EPIC FAIL.

Same goes for your story STORM

haha, y'all have good stories. here, i've got another one. me and one of my cousins were having a fireworks war on the 4th of July at my uncle's farm in Texas. after i shot dale (my cousin) in the eye with a roman candle for the fourth time, we decided to take a break. so then dale and i, being the little rocket scientists we are, decided to see who could throw an M100 into the air and have it go off before hitting the ground. as neither of us could throw very high, we decided to hold onto it for a couple of seconds before throwing it. i went first, and i threw the firecracker without incident. then dale threw his. it detonated. it was at this critical point that i decided to look up from behind the tractor i had been hiding behind. a burning piece of the M100 hit me in the eye and left a nice red mark the shape of a third-world country. my grandmother, who worries excessively and is quite afraid of her own shadow, then came outside just as i was washing my eye out from the hose. she then realized what had happened, and beat me with the hose for being 'stupid and dangerous'. apparently, she did not beat me hard enough, for when she went back inside, i decided it would be fun to play with bottle rockets. so dale and i strapped random things to bottle rockets. i taped a little plastic russian soldier onto a rocket. i lit the rocket and ran back five feet, expecting the rocket to launch high into the heavens and pop like a balloon. i was very, very wrong. the rocket flew up about six feet (my height) and turned, directly at me. i began to run backwards, (don't ask me why i didn't just turn around) and the rocket went off prematurely, shooting bits of powder and paper into my mouth, nose, and eyes. i got slight burns on most of my face. i learned from this experience to always wear a ski mask and clear shooting glasses while playing with fireworks.

probally hit a lamppost I've done that but it made me hop over the bars.

Spl. Durkee wrote:

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Nice. EPIC FAIL.

Same goes for your story STORM

Hey c'mon I was only like 6 but yeah still an EPIC FAIL!

oh gosh. my worst injury is probably when i was 7 i was playing with some armymen and (Lucky Me) decided to go get some toothpicks and make a fence around the base with toothpicks and fishing line. So i got the toothpicks and put them around the base. I forgot the fishing line(keep in mind i put some tooth picks at the entrance of my door and yes they were sticking up i wasn't playing licoln logs) So i went and got the toothpicks and came back upstairs i forgot there were toothpicks at the front of my door too so i steped on one(i was barefoot) and it went straight through my foot!!! OHH Man was i in agony! I was Screaming My 8 year old head off, I continued to scream until my mom came up with tweezers the second time to pull it out. Well guess what she broke off the top have of the toothpick so the rest was still in my foot! She had to dig the tweezers into my skin for 30 agonizing minutes, and yes i was awake(Im suprised i didnt pass out from shock because i was shaking which didnt help her) before she finnaly prided it out. I now never touch toothpicks.
EVER.

Spartans

haha, good one, Spartans.

once, I stuck a bottle rocket into the sand. when we lit it off, it went 10 ft in the air, turned back down ,and exploded ontop of me.

Once I was skiing and ran into a tree. at full speed. Gave me a concussion.

I once tried to "surf" ontop of a speeding pickup truck. Use your imagination.

I once stubbed my toe, and it shattered. Had to make up a manly story to explain the injury. If anyone asks, I got shot in the foot.

Roman candles don't make good signal flares. Ugh...

sledded down a hill onto the frozen river. Apperently, it wasn't frozen enough.

Sliced my finger with a fillet knife while trying to decapitate a fish. left a really cool scar.

shot a longbow arrow staight up. what goes up, must come down. Can you spell S T I T C H E S ?

lol thats a lot of injurys. mine is getting hit in the nuts with an airsoft bb. trust me it hurts.

Spartan watch out! your Army men revolted once they'll do it again!

well..... hmmmm, Oh!

I was at a farm and I saw a windmill.......... the windmill had a thing that went up and down and well, I put my hand in there........ (ME) (windmill strikes)

This is kinda downer, but I just got a call a second ago that my friend is in the hospital.
He was hit by a car (he was on foot). I haven't gotten an update yet on his condition.
Pray for him guys, he needs it.

will do.

Durkee, i've been hit by a car, too. thank Don't use the Lord's name in vain. the driver was only going 50 and i was on my bike, because the bike took the brunt of the hit. i am not a very religious man, but i will be for your friend. may he make a quick and speedy full recovery, and i pray his injuries are minor. Don't use the Lord's name in vain. bless him.

will do too.

when i was 7 i was goin bout 30 mph no lie down my street which is a hill and at the top of the street there is a big hill. so im goin full speed racing my friend. At the time i had this bag/ pouch thing on the front of my bike and it had a big rock i had found in it. I was goin 30 mph and i flipped over the bars slamming my back into the ground. I didnt let go so i swung like a hinge.

spl, WIll do. And, well, I don't know exactly what to say.....

Well hey buddy I really really am so sorry . I hope he is ok . I give my very best wishes and my prayers also go out to you your family your friends family and of course your friend . I sencerely hope and pray that he is ok . May Don't use the Lord's name in vain. bless you and may Don't use the Lord's name in vain. bless your friends . I will be praying for you all .

(that was what I wanted to say
(sorry alabama)

Ok wells he's recovering pretty well, but theres going to be a long road of rehab. Considering he was thrown in the air and flipped end over end by the car, it's better than we thought it would be.